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An australian man living in rural brisbane has a chinese man from shanghai move in to the house next to him,
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The aussie decides to welcome him to australia
the first morning, he walks over to find the chinese man chasing a small flock of chickens around his yard, so hes like, wtf and leaves him to it
the next day he trys again, walks up the chinese guys driveway, and looks in the window to see the chinese man pissing in a glass, then drinking it!!
so hes like fuck this guys nuts and bails
the next morning hes off to work and happens to look up the chinese guy driveway to see him with his head near up a cows ass??!!@?
so hes like fuck this, storms up to the guy, and says look mate wtf are you doing?
the first day i see you chasing hens, the next day your drinking your own urine, and now your near molesting this poor cow what the fuck is wrong with you?
the chinese man replys in broken english
Hey mate, im just trying to be a typical aussie, you know, chasing chicks, drinking piss and listening to bullshit!
sooooooo
The aussie decides to welcome him to australia
the first morning, he walks over to find the chinese man chasing a small flock of chickens around his yard, so hes like, wtf and leaves him to it
the next day he trys again, walks up the chinese guys driveway, and looks in the window to see the chinese man pissing in a glass, then drinking it!!
so hes like fuck this guys nuts and bails
the next morning hes off to work and happens to look up the chinese guy driveway to see him with his head near up a cows ass??!!@?
so hes like fuck this, storms up to the guy, and says look mate wtf are you doing?
the first day i see you chasing hens, the next day your drinking your own urine, and now your near molesting this poor cow what the fuck is wrong with you?
the chinese man replys in broken english
Hey mate, im just trying to be a typical aussie, you know, chasing chicks, drinking piss and listening to bullshit!
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